the aristocrats
So, the scene is a casting agent. A family walks in. There's the mom and dad, daughter, son, both around early teen age, and they have a baby which is hanging in a sling from the mother, suckling on it's breast. The father says "Hello. We have the best act you've ever seen, in fact, anyone has ever seen in the history of the world." The agent looks at them and sighs. "Well...go ahead"
"Are you ready?" asks the dad. "I'm ready Dad!" says the son. And the agent says, "Well. Let's see what you've got." So, the son pulls his pants down and the Dad and Mom get in formation behind him while the sister runs and turns on the tape on the boom box they brought it. Then the daughter runs round the front of the brother and lies down between his legs with her head up facing him and he pulls his pants down and starts to pee into her mouth. She starts gargling and the mom and dad hold hands and start spinning around hand in hand while the moms skirt falls to her ankles and the dad's pants fall around his. There they are spinning in their undies while the son is peeing in the daughters mouth and the baby is hanging from the mothers tit sucking like nothing else.
Then the son finishes singing and the music on the tape builds. The mom and dad run around front of the two kids and clasp each other and rip each others shirts off. The Mother has no bra on and her tits go flopping out and the dad's hairy chest is out there for all to see. The brother finishes peeing by holding his cock and stroking it to strain the last little drops of pee into the daughters mouth which she swallows gleefully as the mom and dad standing side by side facing each other rip each others underwear off. So they're standing there naked, the baby still suckling from the mothers tit and the son and daughter stand up, run around to the side of the mother and father and they all turn to face the agent. They hold hands and start kicking. As it turns out both the mother AND the daughter are having their period and there's blood starting to drip down both of their legs as the whole family starts to kick like the rockettes along with the music. Little droplettes of blood start flicking off their leggs and hitting the agent, and the walls of the agents office and his smile only widens. The mother puts the baby down in front of them front and center and stands over him and starts to simulate childbirth. Clods of blod start falling out of her vagina onto the baby and the baby lying ther laps them up into his mouth. The son and daughter start giggling in rythym with the music and the dad falls in behind the mom and stuffs his now hard cock into her dry scrathcy asshole. She screams and a huge clot of blood spurts out onto the baby's face. The mother bends down and picks up the baby and the three of them step back while the daughter and son come around frontstage. The daughter lays on the floor and with her right hand smears her period blood all over her stomach and tit buds. Now she's lying on her back perpendicular to the agent and she tilts her head back and the brother comes round on top of her. He starts stroking his penis and then comes all over her, and she rubs his come and her period blood all over her stomach and tits while smiling upside down at the agent. Meanwhile the mom and dad have pulled a huge double headed black dildo out of their prop bag and the dad has shoved half of it up his ass and the mom is trying to plant the baby on the other side of it by shoving it up HIS ass. The baby looks like it's stuck to the dads ass and he walks around in circles around his daughter on his hands and feet saying "poop! Poop! Poop!' with his baby hanging off his asshole by a big black dildo. The baby is screaming and throwing up at the same time and the mom is running with them trying to catch all the baby's throwup in her mouth. When she gets a whole mouthful, she frenches her son and spits it all into his mouth. The the son takes the mouth full of baby puke and bends down and spits it into the daughter who says "I'm old faithful".
This whole time the casting agent is watching with wide eyes and then the dad reaches around and pulls his baby with the dildo hangin out of his ass out of his own ass and holds him up. There's dad blood dripping off the dildo. The dad holds the baby up and the son sits on the floor behind him and shoves his head through his dads legs. The mom and daughter line up behind them and both bend out the left and right side of the dad and son and while the dad holds the baby up above his head he screams "ASS RAPE OF CHILDREN IS WHY WE SURVIVE".
They pause and the music on the boom box stops and the agent looks at them for a long long time. He sighs. Then the agent says "I think you've got something there, what do you call it.?" The dad, huffing and puffing and holding the baby with blood dripping out of his ass cause the dildo has fallen out says, "The aristocrats!"
"Are you ready?" asks the dad. "I'm ready Dad!" says the son. And the agent says, "Well. Let's see what you've got." So, the son pulls his pants down and the Dad and Mom get in formation behind him while the sister runs and turns on the tape on the boom box they brought it. Then the daughter runs round the front of the brother and lies down between his legs with her head up facing him and he pulls his pants down and starts to pee into her mouth. She starts gargling and the mom and dad hold hands and start spinning around hand in hand while the moms skirt falls to her ankles and the dad's pants fall around his. There they are spinning in their undies while the son is peeing in the daughters mouth and the baby is hanging from the mothers tit sucking like nothing else.
Then the son finishes singing and the music on the tape builds. The mom and dad run around front of the two kids and clasp each other and rip each others shirts off. The Mother has no bra on and her tits go flopping out and the dad's hairy chest is out there for all to see. The brother finishes peeing by holding his cock and stroking it to strain the last little drops of pee into the daughters mouth which she swallows gleefully as the mom and dad standing side by side facing each other rip each others underwear off. So they're standing there naked, the baby still suckling from the mothers tit and the son and daughter stand up, run around to the side of the mother and father and they all turn to face the agent. They hold hands and start kicking. As it turns out both the mother AND the daughter are having their period and there's blood starting to drip down both of their legs as the whole family starts to kick like the rockettes along with the music. Little droplettes of blood start flicking off their leggs and hitting the agent, and the walls of the agents office and his smile only widens. The mother puts the baby down in front of them front and center and stands over him and starts to simulate childbirth. Clods of blod start falling out of her vagina onto the baby and the baby lying ther laps them up into his mouth. The son and daughter start giggling in rythym with the music and the dad falls in behind the mom and stuffs his now hard cock into her dry scrathcy asshole. She screams and a huge clot of blood spurts out onto the baby's face. The mother bends down and picks up the baby and the three of them step back while the daughter and son come around frontstage. The daughter lays on the floor and with her right hand smears her period blood all over her stomach and tit buds. Now she's lying on her back perpendicular to the agent and she tilts her head back and the brother comes round on top of her. He starts stroking his penis and then comes all over her, and she rubs his come and her period blood all over her stomach and tits while smiling upside down at the agent. Meanwhile the mom and dad have pulled a huge double headed black dildo out of their prop bag and the dad has shoved half of it up his ass and the mom is trying to plant the baby on the other side of it by shoving it up HIS ass. The baby looks like it's stuck to the dads ass and he walks around in circles around his daughter on his hands and feet saying "poop! Poop! Poop!' with his baby hanging off his asshole by a big black dildo. The baby is screaming and throwing up at the same time and the mom is running with them trying to catch all the baby's throwup in her mouth. When she gets a whole mouthful, she frenches her son and spits it all into his mouth. The the son takes the mouth full of baby puke and bends down and spits it into the daughter who says "I'm old faithful".
This whole time the casting agent is watching with wide eyes and then the dad reaches around and pulls his baby with the dildo hangin out of his ass out of his own ass and holds him up. There's dad blood dripping off the dildo. The dad holds the baby up and the son sits on the floor behind him and shoves his head through his dads legs. The mom and daughter line up behind them and both bend out the left and right side of the dad and son and while the dad holds the baby up above his head he screams "ASS RAPE OF CHILDREN IS WHY WE SURVIVE".
They pause and the music on the boom box stops and the agent looks at them for a long long time. He sighs. Then the agent says "I think you've got something there, what do you call it.?" The dad, huffing and puffing and holding the baby with blood dripping out of his ass cause the dildo has fallen out says, "The aristocrats!"
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