I haven't crapped in weeks

And I found something, thanks to sick twisted people I know named Kirk, that's gonna make me poop'em while I'm asleep tonight.

Apparently this is the new thing around the web.

I think APHEX TWIN has my nuts in a vice.

But my sphincter is loose as a sausage makers thumb and forefinger when he brings them together to make sausage as it shoots out of that "THING" that throws up ground meat.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/rubberjohnny.html

barf