april showers bring may asspiss

April 1, 11:58 pm. (okay, I realize that it tells you that I didn't actually post at 11:58 pm april 1, but consider this my april fools joke to you, as was my april 2 to me because of the foreward mentioned 7 incidents of green meat asspiss)...I may as well have called it Shaturday. I counted and I was called to the can a grand total of 7 times. I don't know what it was that I ate on Friday, but whatever it was, most of it either came out burning or neon orange, and once it was purplish with some green. That might have been the salad I had. See I work in the Museum of modern Art, which I think I may have mentioned, and I eat what they give or what I can scavenge. But here's the thing. Friday, it's weird, cause every other day I eat at 10 am, and friday I eat around 4:30. "Why's that weird?" you may ask. Well...I'll tell you...it's because at 10 am there's everyone on shift eating, at 4:30 ISH it's whoever is working the night, and the food was cooked at 8 am, and you eat it, and whatever, but sometimes it's green. Now, I'm not going into the breakdown of what these people serve us on a daily basis, at least not in this post, but take my word for it, for the $1.85 they take out of our paycheck each day for it, it's probably still not worth it. And green meat is scary at any price.
Kirk, I know you know that.
Not that I've seen Kirk eat green meat, but I'm sure he would. If not for $1.85, then for the price of his next drink AFTER eating the green meat. Not that the green meat they serve us is bad, per se, because they serve it with Guacamole, which, BTW is made of avocadoes (if in fact it IS spelled avocadoes).
God, can I blather anymore about nothing? not right now.