and I wonder where it's coming from, I wonder where it's going

I remember being young and imagining, before I knew anything about real biology, that your poo lines up all the way up your spine. I mean, it comes out all straight (most of the time) so the only logical thing would be that it lines up along your spine, and then when you poop it out, it just slides out like that. :-) Not that this matters really, just that I was thinking about the misconceptions of reality that I and other may have and I'd like to address the new poop. The new poop was just elected by an autoclave, defined in your funk and wagnals as a gathering of the crappiest to consider the gigantic peice of crap they wanted as their leader, we call him the poop. The poop is to be grand leader of all things related to excrement, and rule over the decisions the whole world has to make relating to their lower gi and bowel movement functions. There is an element of Santa Claus and the easter bunny to this whole system, but they don't really matter either, like the poop.
What I don't understand is how millions and millions of people all over the world are so concerned with this giant peice of crap when all in all, they are going to shit when and where they have to shit anyway reguardless of if the poop says they can or not. So quit crying about the death of the old poop and quit cheering for the election of the new poop. The fact is, even if it's the straight poop, it ain't collecting in your spine.
that is all.