Boy did I ever
POOP BROWN, turning to black with green rings around the collar. POOP, boy did I ever have the ASSPISS event of the DECADE yesterday. Termed as a friend did farfergnugen. The feeling that you don't know which hole in your body is going to erupt next.
Shouldn't have eaten that pulled pork sammich, but I did. God I don't know what was worse...the pain in my stomach or the feeling of fear as I stooped to puke and worried my asshole was going to shoot like a garden hose all over the bathroom wall.
Good thing I've got a great nurse, my girl and lover Jess. She brought me water and pepto.
WHY is pepto that color? I mean, does it HAVE to be that color to work? Give me a dammned break, as if it didn't taste bad enough, the thing is when you hurl after a few shots of it, it brings new meaning to the term technicolor yawn.
BOO!
-Hack
Shouldn't have eaten that pulled pork sammich, but I did. God I don't know what was worse...the pain in my stomach or the feeling of fear as I stooped to puke and worried my asshole was going to shoot like a garden hose all over the bathroom wall.
Good thing I've got a great nurse, my girl and lover Jess. She brought me water and pepto.
WHY is pepto that color? I mean, does it HAVE to be that color to work? Give me a dammned break, as if it didn't taste bad enough, the thing is when you hurl after a few shots of it, it brings new meaning to the term technicolor yawn.
BOO!
-Hack
posted by hackimer @ 4:51 PM
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